Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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