I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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