I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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