You can't motorboat a personality
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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