she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
