Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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