And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
