Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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