yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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