I feel like I'm in dance class right now
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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