Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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