Sponge bath it is.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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