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Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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