So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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