dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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