belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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