i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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