He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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