i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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