To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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