I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I was not drunk enough for that final.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
