Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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