I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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