I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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