Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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