Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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