She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
This toilet bowl is my home.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
