I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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