I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
