at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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