I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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