You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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