there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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