Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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