so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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