oh god the rape fog is back!
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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