I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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