That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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