Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
