just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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