Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
