I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
should my penis look like a turkey
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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