Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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