He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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