We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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