Plan B is the new Plan A
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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