Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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