Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Randomize