i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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