Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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