No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Why can't burritos get me drunk
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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