No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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