There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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