I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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