well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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