He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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