So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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